I USED to like David Beckham

Went to the Beckam Academy in East London with the Argyle Supporters for a kick about the other day. What a WASTE of fucking time. Nice place and all, but they were SO unhelpful after I left my top there.
See for yourselves if you don't believe me.

My advice: GLUE your clothing on if you ARE going to go there, cos they will DENY they have it if you leave it there.


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009 09:33
To: rdavies@thedavidbeckhamacademy.co.uk
Subject: Beckam Academy


Hi Robster!!! I was at your complex the other day and i think I lost a tracksuit top.
It was Adidas, and had three stripes (black) down the sleeves.

I left in a hurry (got a call from an ex - hotty!!! lol I was out of there in a shot!!!!!) so probs left it in the changing room

Can you let me know if youve seen it???? ; either way,

J

PS hows the love life?????????? I am on FIRE!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 10:46:42 +0000
From: Robert Davies
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Hello Julian ,

What event did you play in ?

Robert Davies
Business Development Manager
The David Beckham Academy
07**********


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 11:32:56 +0000

'sup Rob,

Thanks at ya for getting back to me.

I was at the Street League 5-a-side tournament in December (sorry, a few weeks back NOT last week as previously mentioned) - got muddled. Probably the MASSIVE amount of beer consumed last night!! LOL!!!! (ps - I have to stop there, you should have seen the state of the bird I woke up with!! MOOOOOSEEEE ALERT!!!! LMAO!). 'Nage.

Anyway, if it does turn up, please can you let me know, EITHER WAY.

Thanks

Big Jules


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009 12:19
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy


Found it?


Subject: FW: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 12:32:45 +0000
From: Robert Davies
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk



sorry, from the email you sent , I presumed it meant that you had found it.

I've checked with our lost property and their is nothing there.

Robert Davies
Business Development Manager
The David Beckham Academy
07**********


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 12:48:04 +0000

Don't know why I fucking bother.

From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009 14:03
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy


Any news?

I really need it for an interview-cum-date (make of that what you will lol) tonight

Let me know; etc

Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 14:05:38 +0000
From: Robert Davies
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

As i told you this morning we do not have it.

The date you lost it was the 20th December , it has taken you a long time to realise it was gone .

Regards

Robert Davies
Business Development Manager
The David Beckham Academy
07**********


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy


Add me on facebook, then I can show you what it looks like


Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 +0000
From: Robert Davies
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
CC: justin.regis@fiveaside.co.uk


I am not on facebook and I have had a good look in lost property and there is nothing Adidas in there.

I also spoke to Justin from the event you played in and he hasn't found it either.

Robert Davies
Business Development Manager
The David Beckham Academy
07**********

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: justin.regis@fiveaside.co.uk"
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 16:22:13 +0000

Yo yo J-Man!!!

LOL!!!!! He is SO moody !!!! It's like 'take a chill pill' !!!!! I mean, it's ONLY a tracky top, stop going ON about it!!!!!!!

How are you man???


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: dbeckham@thedavidbeckhamacademy.co.uk
CC: rdavies@thedavidbeckhamacademy.co.uk; justin.regis@fiveaside.co.uk
Subject: URGENT - MISSING TRACKSUIT TOP
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 17:47:34 +0000

Dear Beckham,

Sorry to trouble you, but desperation has led me to contact you directly and Rob said you MAY be able to help.

On a recent visit to your academy I lost a white adidas top which YOU YOURSELF have signed. It has THREE stripes down EACH sleeve.

It is DEFO in the academy, as I got home the next morning and I was only wearing a t-shirt (NOT an adidas one, hope you don't mind). Where was I between then and the following morning hear you ask?
I met a girl. The top would NOT have fitted her so why would SHE steal it? Anyway I am 1000% it is in your complex and I need it back asap ( actually needed it for an interview I had this afternoon, but it's too late now. And I didn't get the job - coincidence? I do not think so)

I really hope you can help me, even though I don't support ANY team you have EVER played for (unless you have played for Plymouth Argyle?), but I respect you,

Please can you let me know; either way - you may even have picked it up thinking it was yours? Check the washing instructions, it has "Carlton Brown" sewn on a name badge there.

Thanks a mill,

J

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