Tuesday 30 September 2008

Job Searching



Whilst I am VERY confident that my rock career is just DAYS away from taking off, Nan convinced me today that I should (JUST IN CASE) apply for a few jobs.

Ok, so it is NOT as easy as I thought to find a job after a SMALL amount of time out of work. I thought that with MY cooking experience I would WALK into a Chef's job.
Not so. lol. I had NOT factored in the credit crunch.
For those of you who are BLISSFULLY happy and earning BUCKET loads of cash you may ONLY have heard of the credit crunch on the news, but believe me it NOT a myth.
I asked for a FULL explanation from a friend of a friend who was in the pub last night who had JUST lost his job and was down visiting from LONDON. I asked him to explain to me in Layman's terms EXACTLY what the problem is, and he PUNCHED ME in the HEAD It didn't hurt, but I was TOTALLY baffled - turns out he THOUGHT I was taking the piss???? lmao
Talk about EGGY lol.

Despite these problems, and AGAINST the odds I will DEFO get a good job. I will try and try and try. I will fight for my country in this war on credit.
Trouble is, no matter HOW many applications I send off, NO-ONE is taking on ANY jobs at the moment - NOT lolTold a BIT of a white lie to this one. She couldn't prove me wrong though.


From: Julian Meteor
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 09:55:58 +0000
To: info@klickers.co.uk
Subject: Job search

Dear Sir, How does your system work? I am very keen to get employment asap, but can't for the life of me work out what the best step to take is!!!

Can you help?

Julian

Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 10:10:06 +0000
Subject: Re: Job search
From: pcoggins@klickers.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Hi Julian

If you would like to send over your CV and any samples that you may have to myself and I can forward them on to the appropriate team for you. Then if they have opportunities available which match your skill set someone will be in contact to arrange an interview.

Kind Regards
Pamela Coggins

Klickers
2** R***** Street,
Exeter
EX*;* 3*-,
United Kingdom
Direct: 01* +-*/ +-*/
General: +44 (0)+- +-*/ +-*
Fax: +44 (0)10 +-*/+-*/

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 10:55:58 +0000


Dear Coggins,

Here is my Cv. I am available this afternoon to come in for an interview, but ONLY if you can let me know; either way, by midday.

Also, any feedback on my hastily assembled cv would be much appreciated!

Ciao for now lol,

Julian


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 11:39:46 +0000
Subject: Re: Job search
From: pcoggins@klickers.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Hi Julian

Unfortunately Klickers will not be able to help you in your search at this time. We are a global staffing firm specialising in public relations and creative talent and do not recruit for roles in the food industry.
Good luck with your search.

Kind Regards
Pamela Coggins

Klickers
2+- R***** Street,
Exeter
EX/ *=*+*,
United Kingdom
Direct: 01* +---* -*-*
General: +44 (0)20 *-*- *- *-
Fax: +44 (0)10 *--* -* -*



From: Julian Meteor
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 13:30:48 +0000
To: "Coggins, Pamela"
Subject: RE: Job search


I fell asleep. did you call?

Lmk;ew,

J


Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 13:42:56 +0000
Subject: Re: Job search
From: Pamela Coggins
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Hi Julian

As I mentioned earlier when I replied to your message, unfortunately Klickers will not be able to help you in your search at this time. We are a global staffing firm specialising in public relations and creative talent and do not recruit for roles in the food industry. Wish you all the luck with your search.

Kind Regards
Pamela Coggins

Klickers
2+- R***** Street,
Exeter
EX/ *=*+*,
United Kingdom
Direct: 01* +---* -*-*
General: +44 (0)20 *-*- *- *-
Fax: +44 (0)10 *--* -* -*


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 14:02:16 +0000

What about if I add a couple of things to my cv, that are more 'creative'? I can mould balloons, see, but I thought juggling was more commercial.

Any thoughts?

J



From: Julian Meteor julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 16:02:22 +0000
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search


Can you let me know; either way?


Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 16:42:36 +0000
Subject: Re: Job search
From: Pamela Coggins
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Hi Julian

Klickers are a specialised recruitment firm dealing with web designing, e-commerce, creative talent etc. we do not recruit for roles for jugglers or balloon moulders.I wish you all the luck with your search.

Kind Regards
Pamela Coggins

Klickers
2** R***** Street,
London
EX*-*/-
United Kingdom
Direct: 01* +-*/ -+*/
General: +44 (0)1* *-+- +-*/
Fax: +44 (0)10 **** ****


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 16:53:10 +0000

OMG the balloon moulding is NOT a reason to employ me, it is symbolic of my CREATIVITY.

I have a LOT of experience in web designing. This is why I have contacted you. If I send over an example of a website I have designed will you have a look and let me know; either way if it is of a suitable standard?


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 17:53:10 +0000

http://www.bbc.co.uk/

No comments: