I am OFFICIALLY an entrepreneur!!! lol
As you KNOW, Nan has given me some cash to make a go of it in the centre of the UNIVERSE - London.
This money was NOT intended to WASTE on buying drinks for HONEYS. As a matter of principle I NEVER buy honeys drinks anyway. If I bought a drink for them EVERY time I chatted one up I would waste a LOT of money.
I digress. I've bought myself a METAL Detector!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I canNOT believe I hadn't thought of it before. It is a money-making MACHINE.
Actually, I'll rephrase that, it's a money FINDING machine!!!! lol
I went to that new Westfield shopping Centre which is MUCH better than Plymouth's Drake Circus on Sunday and found £4.50in just TWO hours work!!!!!!!
So, all those credit crunch strugglers, USE YOUR BONCES, get off your BACKSIDES and start thinking CREATIVELY of ways to make money.
BTW I have BAGGSIED Westfield, so don't even THINK about treading my patch.
In other news I am NOW signed up to a site I stumbled upon called Twitter, it has NOTHING to do with YOU KNOW WHAT and it's BRILLIANT!!!!!!
Please follow my movements on Twitter.
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Have you ever thought of charging people £1 to slap your face? You could make a lot of money.
It's offical you are a Twitter-er!! I've been saying it all along.
Julian, I absolutely insist that you bring your device to the Thames Valley with all available haste. As you know, we are mindlessly loaded here and very profligate with our cash. I often schlep down Broad Street in Reading, my pockets literally bejangling with fifty pees, which I cast about hither and thither, watching the little urchins scamper about for my horde. In fact, your machine would be unnecessary. Just bring a dustpan and brush. Your nan probably has one going begging.
Did you go 'Deluxe Dining' with your £4.50?
Btw, you owe me a tenner. You know why.
Sx
You are TIGHT!!!! lol
Pun INtended!!!!!!!!! rofl
I've seen you, you look a plonker you know.
(xx - call me)
You should get a MENTAL detector!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would be going off ALL the time when you're holding it because you are clearly MENTAL!!! And it would know! Because it's a MENTAL detector. Do you see?
Chicken O.R.I.E.N.T.A.L.!!!!! lmao
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