Tuesday, 13 January 2009
A WHISKER away from my first interview
The New Year has NOT got off to a good start. I had HEARD in the trade press (London Lite) that there will be MORE jobs in the New Year. Well, I can TELL you, this is an UTTER lie. Even the MOST easy-going (me lol) people lose their rag EVENTUALLY (NB this is 84 - EIGHTY FOUR - jobs I have now been OVERqualified for, but FAILED to get an interview for.)
From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: deputy@*****gym.co.uk
Subject: Health Club Manager
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:53:18 +0000
Dear Deputy,
I am a VERY experienced gym manager. I CAN swim, vwe etc.
Is the post still open?
Let me know; either way,
Julian
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:53
To: deputy@*****gym.co.uk
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
ANY NEWS?
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From: deputy@*****gym.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 10:15:47 +0000
Morning Julian,
We have already short listed for interviews for the Fitness Managers post, I will keep your e-mail on file in case we are un successful with the current candidates.
Have a great New Year!
Kind Regards
Clive Scott
Deputy Manager
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
To: Clive Scott
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
How can I have a 'great' New Year when YOU have just TOTALLY shafted me?
It's people like you who are CAUSING the unemployment rate to soar.
Thanks; for nothing,
Julian
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From: deputy@*****gym.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
Dear Julian,
As previously explained we have already short listed for this post, so I don’t know how you have been “shafted”. Secondly as you have noticed we are in the process of employing so in response to your comment “It's people like you who are CAUSING the unemployment rate to soar” does not make sense.
I would suggest that if you are having any problems finding employment reevaluate your CV, interview techniques and your own skills & qualifications.
I wish you good luck in the New Year in finding a suitable role.
Kind Regards
Clive Scott
Deputy Manager
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
To: deputy@*****gym.co.uk
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
Dear Deputy,
How DARE you write back to me in such a patronising manner. You haven't even SEEN my CV or interviewed me YET so you are in NO position to give ANY opinion about them. I find your attitude VERY unprofessional. Perhaps if YOU applied YOURself in a more business-like manner then you would be more than just DEPUTY manager.
Now, let me know by 3pm today when you want to interview me or I'll tell your manager about your insults.
Makes me sick,
Julian
From: deputy@*****gym.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
CC: clubmanager@*****gym.co.uk
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
Dear Julian,
At 3pm please phone Mark Watson regional General Manager on 020 **** **** at our ******* Club. I have copied him in on this e-mail.
Kind Regards
Clive Scott
Deputy Manager
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
To: Clive Scott
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
Dear Mark,
Please confirm ASAP if the call at 3pm is an interview or not. I will need to prepare in the next 5 minutes if so.
On a different note, I am sorry that your junior deputy/Scott was so unprofessional about this whole matter. I look forward to working with ***** and making us all a LOT of money.
I look forward to hearing from you ahead of 3pm. IF this is an interview, it would be more convenient if I could reverse the charges. Please confirm in your reply.
Julian.
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
To: deputy@*****gym.co.uk
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
Mark, any news?
RE: Health Club Manager
From: Clive Scott @ Gold's Gym (deputy@*****gym.co.uk)
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
To: 'Julian Meteor' (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk)
Dear Julian,
There shall be no interview.
Kind Regards
Clive Scott
Deputy Manager
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From: Clive Scott @ ***** Gym [mailto:deputy@*****gym.co.uk]
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
To: han.clubmanager@goldsgym.co.uk
Subject: FW: Health Club Manager
RE: Health Club Manager
From: clubmanager@*****gym.co.uk
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe
Sent: 29 December 2008 14:19:55
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Cc: 'Clive Scott @ ***** Gym' (deputy@*****gym.co.uk)
Julian
Contact number for yourself please.
Mark Watson
Regional General Manager
From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: deputy@*****gym.co.uk
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
Scott,
First of all you actively encourage me to apply for the position of General Manager of your gyms so I send an email. Then you give me a load of rubbish about me not making the shortlist BEFORE the deadline has even expired. Then your half-wit deputy tells me to phone you for what ANYONE would have thought would have been an interview. Now you are telling me there will be NO interview anyway. Why on earth are you intent on WASTING MY TIME? Why did your Deputy tell me to call you when he probably KNEW that there wouldn't be an interview.
I tell you something, I am justifiably PISSED OFF and I DEMAND an explanation. I tell you what, this would NOT have happened with Fitness First.
Have you got a position or NOT?
I tell you, this is impossible.
Please let me know; either way.
Julian
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
To: deputy@*****gym.co.uk; clubmanager@*****gym.co.uk
Subject: RE: Health Club Manager
Mark - I sent this to Scott by mistake. Apologies.
I think you will now understand WHY I am so pissed off.
What a farce!! Please let me have an explanation!!!
JM
RE: Health Club Manager
From: clubmanager@*****gym.co.uk
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009
To: 'Julian Meteor' (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk); 'Clive Scott' (deputy@*****gym.co.uk)
Julian
I have forwarded your emails on to Ealing Police Station and I will actively pursue you for harrassment.
I would suggest the reason you have got no further than a Fitness Manager is because you are utterly useless and incapable of communication.
Do not contact any employee of ***** Gym or enter any ***** Gym - any further communication will be sent to the Police and you should be aware that we are tracking your IP address through our IT department.
Mark Watson
Regional General Manager
***ENDS***
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8 comments:
You could always offer you services as a professional gadfly. Harassing people might be a useful service in some situations.
Is a gadfly related to a dalek?
You could get a job as a racist policeman Julian. They are good at harassing people.
I am NOT racist.
I DO hate black owls though, but with GOOD reason.
Mr. Meteor,
I am flattered by your offer of oral sex. Unfortunately for you I am a heterosexual and am not interested in your homosexual perversions.
Sincerely,
Larry Davis
May I suggest that you improve your social skills and manners before applying for another job?
I've got the address of "The Mugabe Charm School" in Zimbabwe if you are interested. I'm sure that all the bloggers and personnel officers that you constantly harass would have a whip round for your one-way ticket to Africa.
LOL Keith!!!!!!
Thanks for the offer but I wouldn't be able to afford the return ticket!!!! I have no money derrrr!!! lmao
Come back? Whatever gave you that idea?
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