T-Shirt Comp UPDATE

Here is a selection of the best t-shirts sent in so far. MOST have been designed by you, my BEST friends... some are t-shirts you think MAY help me on my nights out on the pull.
Click here to see others and PLEASE keep sending them in to julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk.

Operation: Infiltrate the Owls

This is a BIT MI6 but I tried to infiltrate an owl charity yesterday. I had this BRILLIANT idea to work for them as normal, trying REALLY hard to help owl (which would have been VERY hard...), all the while WAITING for my opportunity.
I was going to wait until December, then offer to ORGANISE the Christmas party when ALL the owls probably get invited to a barn in the country for a RIGHT old knees up.
Then the plan was to lock them ALL in FOREVER.


-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor
Sent: 19/01/2009 8:09:07 AM
To: debbie@barnowlrc.org.uk
Subject: JOBS

Dear Barnowl,

I am VERY interested in what you do and I would hate more than ANYTHING to see the owl (ESP the barn owl) die out. I have been between jobs for the BEST part of a year now and would LOVE to help out in any way possible. Do you have any jobs going at the moment? I am a qualified chef, so could that help?

Please let me know; either way,

Julian

PS I have access to an owl mask but would need advanced notice in order to obtain it.



From: debbie@barnowlrc.org.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:50:44 +0000
Subject: Re: (Fwd) JOBS

Dear Julian

Thank you very much for your email & the concern that you express for the plight of the Barn Owl.
We do currently have a vacancy which we are advertising on our web site.

The closing date is noon on friday 23rd January.

Best wishes

Debbie

Debbie Curtis
Conservation Assistant
email: debbie@barnowlrc.org.uk
tel: 01***** *****
Live owl emergency mobile 07*** ******


From: Julian Meteor
To: debbie@barnowlrc.org.uk
Subject: RE: (Fwd) JOBS
Date sent: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:08:29 +0000

Hi Debs,

Thanks for this. On ANOTHER note, I saw a guy the other day wearing what appeared to be his 'work' t-shirt. It said "Owl Instructor" on it with a picture of an owl on the front.

Any idea what one of these is? It had my friends and me BAFFLED.

Let me knowl,

Julian


RE: (Fwd) JOBS‏
From: debbie@barnowlrc.org.uk
Sent: 19 January 2009 10:17:03
To: Julian Meteor (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk)

Sorry Julian
I have no idea.

Debbie


From: Julian Meteor
To: 'Barn Owl Debs' debbie@barnowlrc.org.uk
Subject: RE: (Fwd) JOBS
Date sent: Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:05:53 +0000

Any news?

Any old quote should keep them happy to be honest.
Shall I just say something like "Debbie Barn from the Owl Charity says that an Owl inspector may be someone who checks for disease among owls, such as hepititis, influenza, chlamydia etc"?

Let me owl,

Julian


RE: (Fwd) JOBS‏
From: debbie@barnowlrc.org.uk
Sent: 19 January 2009 14:13:53
To: Julian Meteor (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk)

Julian

We are a small under resourced charity, working very hard to conserve the Barn Owl & its environment & really do not have time to speculate on the role of an owl inspector. Please do not contact me again,

Debbie

***Ends***

T-shirt Competition

The INFLUX of t-shirts I have been sent in has given me a BRAINwave. I am starting a Julian Meteor t-shirt competition.
I am WILLING (Keith, you are a lucky LUCKY man) to have an amnesty in the name of art and am going to allow ANY t-shirt design.
Simply email me your design on julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk and I'll upload EVERY one onto my flikr site:
http://www.flickr.com/groups/955586@N25/

You can also click HERE for a t-shirt generator so you can ALL have a go. OR try this one which (if you are VERY clever, like Spencer) lets you upload an image.

Some are on there already.

The winner WILL get printed as an ACTUAL t-shirt and I will AUTOMATICALLY add it to my pool of pulling t-shirts, along with my "Sex Instructor" T, and my "FBI" long sleeve.

T-shirt SCANDAL

Thanks to Keith for sending this in.
I WILL be suing for this.

Best posts of 2008

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungover!!!! lol
So much so that I canNOT be bothered to post today
OTHER than to list my BEST moments on 2008.
Before I do, however, let me explain briefly JUST how much fun you can have going out on your OWN in London.
I came home with a TRAFFIC cone on my head, being pushed along in a Sainsbury's supermarket trolley by the DISGUSTING lump (Rachel? Robina? I don't bloody know!!! lol) I met JUST before the lights came out in my NEW favourite bar the WALKABOUT on Finchley Road. Being the TOTAL player I am, I QUICKLY logged into MSN messenger when I got home, CYBERED an ex before SPRINTING upstairs and doing it for REAL.
I have NO conscience!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl

Here's my best of 2008:

3.My NEAR pulling of an FHM High Street Honey (model)

2. The day I DIVULGED my most effective chat-up lines.
This was a MASSIVE risk at the time, but I have SINCE learnt that at LEAST 12 home runs (that I KNOW of) have been scored off the back of this post.

1. My VERY near miss on finding a job. In fact, this was a moment that STILL encourages me to KEEP trying; EVEN in this seemingly NEVER ending war on credit.

ANOTHER owl t-shirt

I have JUST received this picture from an ANONYMOUS source. I guess it's someone's work t-shirt. It is VERY similar to a t-shirt I own, that says "SEX Instructor" on it!!!!!! lol... on the back it says "FIRST LESSON FREE"!!!!!!! Get it????????
I have ASTONISHING stats in that t-shirt. I have NEVER left the house and NOT come back with a honey... and that INCLUDES going out to buy a copy of Loaded.
In fact, Spencer and Jally BANNED me from wearing it cos they felt it gave me an UNFAIR advantage. I know EXACTLY what they mean.
I wanted to take it piccy but the reflection of the glass (I framed it after it reached 50 'home runs' in it) made for a poor quality photo :(

Anyway, Owl Instructor is a job I will NOT be applying for.
What on EARTH does an owl instructor do anyway?
Any ideas anyone?
Keep sending in your owl t-shirts for evaluation. I give the "Owl Instructor" T a 0/10.
A HARROWING t-shirt in an AWFUL colour.

URGENT - Go shopping... NOW

FORGET the credit crunch, I urge you ALL to go out and but THIS t-shirt.
Other than beer t-shirts ("I drink therefore I am - Shakesbeer" lol and "Beer is proof the God exists" ROFL) and my fabled green Argyle shirt, this is one of the FEW t-shirts WORTH owning because it helps spread the word on a VERY serious problem ESPECIALLY with Spring approaching.

It's available by clicking on THIS ------> word and is this year's MUST buy.