Friday, 3 October 2008

Weekend Plans


Life is the name of the game and I wanna play the gasme with YOU
***LOL!!!***
I am in a GREAT mood!!!!
'Because it's Friday' I hear you assuming... well do NOT assume.
Assume makes an ASS out of U and Me. Get it? It cleverly spells it out.
I, Julian L Meteor am in a GREAT mood because

I've forgotten now. But why NOT be? The world is a FINE place.
Oh (remembered lmao) and I've got a date tonight...!!! With Zuzie, the Polish barmaid at the Brit.
It's a SLIGHTLY difficult situation in that I do NOT have any money, so EITHER need HER to pay (I could claim I'm a MODERN man), OR I need to put one of my pubes in the soup, complain about it, then BANK on getting the meal free.
I tried the second one before WITHOUT success though. I was unlucky. I did NOT realise the waiter was standing behind me from start to finish in the process.
VERY difficult to talk my way out of.
SO, it's DATE tonight, SEX (if not, she is D.U.M.P.E.D.), watching the MIGHTY Pilgrims tomorrow, tv on Sunday. The PERFECT weekend.
LOL!!!!!!!

Thursday, 2 October 2008

Band Practice Hangover



I feel like DIRT lol. I am SOOOOOOOO hungover!!!!!
Band practice went well. Spencer and Penny are VERY friendly. I do NOT think their relationship will last. She DEFO fancies me and NOT him. I can TELL cos she backed me up when I suggested we call the band "The Argyle Style" AND she looked at my crotch when I was coming back from the bar.
I may EVEN have made her a bit jealous when I went home with the barmaid from the Brit. She was a H.O.N.E.Y!!!! lmao
I got absolutely NO sleep - YOU do the maths LOL!!!!!!!!!!!


________________________________________
From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: penelope_miles@yahoo.co.uk; spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
Subject: Band Practice Hangover!!!
Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 14:14:35 +0000


GrrrrEAT to meet you guys!!!!
HOW good do we sound now LMAO???!!!! PROPER professional!!!! I see NO problem in telling people we are signed, since it is a MATTER of time before we ARE rofl



I have TWO confessions to make about the post-match beer:

1. I shagged the barmaid (ALL three positions).
2. I MAY have tampered with the peanuts R.O.F.L.!!!!!

Can't WAIT for next week,

Julian

----- Original Message ----
From: Spencer Fairbrother
To: Julian Meteor ; Penelope Miles
Sent: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 15:23:09 PM
Subject: RE: Band Practice Hangover!!!



Julian,

I agree we are coming together nicely as a unit and I am glad we now have a band name, but isn't something missing?

From: penelope_miles@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:27:56 +0000
Subject: Re: Band Practice Hangover!!!
To: spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk; julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Well, call me stupid, but in my view two things appear to be missing from the band:

A. Someone who cares about Julian's promiscuity
B. A fucking bass guitarist


________________________________________
From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: penelope_miles@yahoo.co.uk; spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
Subject: RE: Band Practice Hangover!!!
Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 15:35:11 +0000


Ooooh Eggy!!! lol

I have NO idea what point A means, but do NOT worry about the bass guitarist, I have MORE OR LESS sorted it.

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

STILL no luck with jobs


Band Practice in ONE hour!!!!!!! lol
I can NOT wait to meet Penny, and to a lesser extent Spencer. I HOPE their relationship is NOT that solid - rofl!!!
DESPITE my excitement, I have NOT spent all day sitting on my hands!!! Oh no no no!!! I PROMISED Nan I would make INROADS into finding a job and I NEARLY did.
SADLY, there are some SERIOUSLY short-sighted people out there.



: postmaster@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:13:49 +0100
Subject: Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification. Delivery to the following recipients failed.
julian.thompson@raysworld.com


Hi Julian,

I am VERY interested in joining your sales team. Can I send you my cv?

Let me know by lunch tomorrow; either way,

Julian


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:14
To: Enquiries
Subject: URGENT

Hi,

I NEED to get this email to Julian Thompson. WHAT is his correct email?

Thanks,

J

Subject: RE: URGENT
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:46:05 +0100
From: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Hi Julian,

This is my correct email and correct name.

Regards,

Julius Thompson

Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 12** *** ***
D**** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2 ****:

From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:49
To: Julius Thompson
Subject: RE: URGENT

Hi Julian,

I am looking for work. I am just re-writing my cv (old one was like some sort of bad luck charm lol). Can I send it to you when it's ready?

Let me know, etc

J

(A 'J' of Light for your Future !!!!!! Word play of the day?????)


Subject: RE: URGENT
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:01:09 +0100
From: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Hi,

You can send the CV when you’re ready.

Julius Thompson

Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 12** *** ***
D**** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2 ****:

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
Subject: RE: URGENT
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:07:00 +0000

Give me half an hour.

Did you like my word play???? Does it put me ahead of the pack????


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
Subject: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:36:08 +0000
CV Attached

Hi JT (This may seem familiar, calling you by your initials, but all will be explained),

See attached. I think I would be a WELCOME addition to your sales force.

I look forward to hearing from you,

JM (we will HAVE to be known by our initials in the office, otherwise we'll get all mixed up)

From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:51
To: Julius Thompson
Subject: RE: CV Attached


Any news?


Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 16:25:37 +0100
From: julius.torres@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Dear Julian,

Thank you for your enquiry. It is unclear to me from your CV or emails what role specifically you are looking for and why you think Ray's World would be the kind of company you could contribute to. Also, I’m afraid your CV is quite incomplete and vague not to mention the fact you do not seem to have any skills which are even remotely usable within our organization at this time. I admire your enthusiasm and I’m sure will be successful in finding a role suitable for you but we will not taking your application further at Ray's World.

All the best,

Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 12** *** ***
D**** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2 ****:


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 16:45
To: Julius Torres
Subject: RE: CV Attached

Dear Julian,

I ASSUME this is some kind of joke and/or test. Just like the apprentice!!

I could feasibly be free this Friday for interview but I will have to move some things around. I guess I am prepared to IF NEED BE. Else, please pencil me for first thing Tuesday. Should I come directly to your office? I guess you'll be sending a car to meet me so I'll send you my travel plans once you have confirmed.

Looking forward to it.

Can you let me know the interview panel in good time... I prefer women (nudge nudge!!!)

JM.

Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:13:44 +0100
From: julius.thompson@secureworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Julian,

This is not a test or a joke. In fact, your communication with us and your CV have seemed like a joke themselves and I have been trying to be polite. I actually feel that your whole application is some kind of wind up; that’s how you come across. There will be no interview, with women or anyone else from our organization, so please do not turn up on any day.

Regards,
Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 1*** *** ***
D***** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2* ***:


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed 1 Oct 2008 17:23
To: Julius Thompson
Subject: RE: CV Attached


I don't know why I fucking bother.

Thanks for nothing.


Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:28:49 +0100
From: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Well maybe it’s your abrupt, rude, overconfident and inappropriate attitude combined with an awful CV, unspecific application, extremely unkempt appearance and absolutely no ability to show any skill usable within our organization that results in you not being considered for, well, anything.

You’re welcome.

Regards,
Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 1*** *** ***
D***** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2* ***:


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:31:53 +0000

Save it Julian, your attitude issues will NOT wash with me.

I feel sorry for ANYONE who fills the current vacancy.

Yours angrily,

JM

From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:42
To: Julius Torres
Subject: RE: CV Attached



Ha. That shut you up.

1-0 I think.


Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:52:26 +0100
From: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Dear Julian

Thank you for your e-mail and attached CV, which certainly caught my attention.

At this time we have absolutely no suitable vacancies for you, however, I really do wish you the very best of luck in finding any job.


Regards,
Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 1*** *** ***
D***** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2* ***:


***ENDS***

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

"Try calling during working hours"



Wednesday's band practice could NOT come around fast enough lol.
I can HARDLY sleep and I have NOTHING to do during the days either - what with it being PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a job during the credit crunch.
The way I see it is you have to WANT it more than your competition. Ok, so I'm not sleeping too well at the moment, but I have TRIED to use this to my advantage.


-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 15:34
To:
mailto:peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: CV

Hi Pete,

Where can I send a cv to?

Julian

From:peter@****recruitment.co.uk
To:
julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 15:44

to this e-mail address peter@****recruitment.com

-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 15:50
To:
peter@edenrecruitment.com
Subject: RE: CV

Can you help me write it?

From: peter@****recruitment.co.uk
To:
julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: CVDate:
Mon, 29 Sept 2008 16:15


Julian

Call me on 01*** 50**** to discuss.

Regards

Peter

-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 01:21
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV

Peter,

Just called, no answer. How can you be so unprofessional?

Can you let me know; either way?

J

From: peter@****recruitment.co.uk
To:
julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 09:21


Julian

Try calling during working hours.

Regards

Peter Franks
E*** Recruitment

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 10:29:20 +0000


Pete,

Sarcasm will get you NO WHERE.
OK if I reverse the charges? - my credit is almost out (too much texting the ladies most likely!!)

Please let me knowl - many thanks,

JM

-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 11:21
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV

Any news?

From: peter@****recruitment.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.ukSubject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 12:43:55 +0100


Julian

We don't normally help people with CV writing. Please call me on 01*** 5***** and I shall try and give you a few pointers.

Regards

Peter Franks
E*** Recruitment

-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 13:55
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV


Right, seeing as you NEVER answer the phone, I've had the write one myself with NO help.

Can you have a look and get me a job? OR, you can give me some pointers,

Thanks,

J


From: peter@****recruitment.co.uk
To:
julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 13:59


Julian

Please could you provide me with a telephone number so I can call you. The mobile number provided on your CV just gives a discontinued tone.

Regards

Peter Franks
E*** Recruitment

-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 14:10
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV


It's off. I am at work.

Did you leave a message?

J

From: peter@****recruitment.co.uk
To:
julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 14:05

Julian

No, I'll call you after 17:30.

All I would say is that after having looked at your CV, we will be unable to find you a new position as we deal exclusively in environmental science/engineering related careers.

Regards

Peter Franks
E*** Recruitment

-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 14:12
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV



But you're going to call me anyway?

From: peter@****recruitment.co.uk
To:
julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 14:16


yes

-----Original Message-----
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 14:22
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV



What about?


From: peter@****recruitment.com
To:
julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 14:26


I thought you wanted help with your CV?

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 14:31

What's wrong with it?


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To:
peter@****recruitment.co.uk
Subject: RE: CV
Date: Tue, 30 Sept 2008 17:05


Can you let me know?




***ENDS***

Job Searching



Whilst I am VERY confident that my rock career is just DAYS away from taking off, Nan convinced me today that I should (JUST IN CASE) apply for a few jobs.

Ok, so it is NOT as easy as I thought to find a job after a SMALL amount of time out of work. I thought that with MY cooking experience I would WALK into a Chef's job.
Not so. lol. I had NOT factored in the credit crunch.
For those of you who are BLISSFULLY happy and earning BUCKET loads of cash you may ONLY have heard of the credit crunch on the news, but believe me it NOT a myth.
I asked for a FULL explanation from a friend of a friend who was in the pub last night who had JUST lost his job and was down visiting from LONDON. I asked him to explain to me in Layman's terms EXACTLY what the problem is, and he PUNCHED ME in the HEAD It didn't hurt, but I was TOTALLY baffled - turns out he THOUGHT I was taking the piss???? lmao
Talk about EGGY lol.

Despite these problems, and AGAINST the odds I will DEFO get a good job. I will try and try and try. I will fight for my country in this war on credit.
Trouble is, no matter HOW many applications I send off, NO-ONE is taking on ANY jobs at the moment - NOT lolTold a BIT of a white lie to this one. She couldn't prove me wrong though.


From: Julian Meteor
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 09:55:58 +0000
To: info@klickers.co.uk
Subject: Job search

Dear Sir, How does your system work? I am very keen to get employment asap, but can't for the life of me work out what the best step to take is!!!

Can you help?

Julian

Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 10:10:06 +0000
Subject: Re: Job search
From: pcoggins@klickers.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Hi Julian

If you would like to send over your CV and any samples that you may have to myself and I can forward them on to the appropriate team for you. Then if they have opportunities available which match your skill set someone will be in contact to arrange an interview.

Kind Regards
Pamela Coggins

Klickers
2** R***** Street,
Exeter
EX*;* 3*-,
United Kingdom
Direct: 01* +-*/ +-*/
General: +44 (0)+- +-*/ +-*
Fax: +44 (0)10 +-*/+-*/

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 10:55:58 +0000


Dear Coggins,

Here is my Cv. I am available this afternoon to come in for an interview, but ONLY if you can let me know; either way, by midday.

Also, any feedback on my hastily assembled cv would be much appreciated!

Ciao for now lol,

Julian


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 11:39:46 +0000
Subject: Re: Job search
From: pcoggins@klickers.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Hi Julian

Unfortunately Klickers will not be able to help you in your search at this time. We are a global staffing firm specialising in public relations and creative talent and do not recruit for roles in the food industry.
Good luck with your search.

Kind Regards
Pamela Coggins

Klickers
2+- R***** Street,
Exeter
EX/ *=*+*,
United Kingdom
Direct: 01* +---* -*-*
General: +44 (0)20 *-*- *- *-
Fax: +44 (0)10 *--* -* -*



From: Julian Meteor
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 13:30:48 +0000
To: "Coggins, Pamela"
Subject: RE: Job search


I fell asleep. did you call?

Lmk;ew,

J


Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 13:42:56 +0000
Subject: Re: Job search
From: Pamela Coggins
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Hi Julian

As I mentioned earlier when I replied to your message, unfortunately Klickers will not be able to help you in your search at this time. We are a global staffing firm specialising in public relations and creative talent and do not recruit for roles in the food industry. Wish you all the luck with your search.

Kind Regards
Pamela Coggins

Klickers
2+- R***** Street,
Exeter
EX/ *=*+*,
United Kingdom
Direct: 01* +---* -*-*
General: +44 (0)20 *-*- *- *-
Fax: +44 (0)10 *--* -* -*


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 14:02:16 +0000

What about if I add a couple of things to my cv, that are more 'creative'? I can mould balloons, see, but I thought juggling was more commercial.

Any thoughts?

J



From: Julian Meteor julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 16:02:22 +0000
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search


Can you let me know; either way?


Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 16:42:36 +0000
Subject: Re: Job search
From: Pamela Coggins
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Hi Julian

Klickers are a specialised recruitment firm dealing with web designing, e-commerce, creative talent etc. we do not recruit for roles for jugglers or balloon moulders.I wish you all the luck with your search.

Kind Regards
Pamela Coggins

Klickers
2** R***** Street,
London
EX*-*/-
United Kingdom
Direct: 01* +-*/ -+*/
General: +44 (0)1* *-+- +-*/
Fax: +44 (0)10 **** ****


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 16:53:10 +0000

OMG the balloon moulding is NOT a reason to employ me, it is symbolic of my CREATIVITY.

I have a LOT of experience in web designing. This is why I have contacted you. If I send over an example of a website I have designed will you have a look and let me know; either way if it is of a suitable standard?


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Pamela Coggins
Subject: RE: Job search
Date: Mon, 29 Sept 2008 17:53:10 +0000

http://www.bbc.co.uk/

Monday, 29 September 2008

A MEETING of minds!!!!!!



Musicians Wanted! FREE Musicians Classifieds
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julianmeteorLocation: Plymouth
Quote Edit
Bass Guitarist Needed for SIGNED Band (September 28th, 2008 16:41 pm)

We are a band of two looking for two more. We play mainly Indie and Metal. We're made up of me (drummer) and Jally (French) on bass guitar. We're based in Plymouth but might NEED to travel in order to sort out our current situation. We need a lead singer (FED UP of doing it myself) and a lead guitarist. Have you got what it takes? Age is NO boundary. Bad attitude IS. Email me - julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk P-sout,

Julian



From:
spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
CC: penelope_miles@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Joinmyband.co.uk Contact
Date: September 28th, 2008 18:17:55 +0000


Dear Julian,

Penny and I saw your advert and are very interested in joining your band! Penny sings and I play lead guitar. I must be honest and say we are not very experienced, but I hope you can still consider joining up with us. It has always been an ambition of mine to play live, so at 34 I hope I'm not leaving it too late!I too live in Plymouth, so logistically I can see no problem. I have a few questions for you:

1. How old are you and your bandmate?
2. Who are your influences?
3. Who are you signed to?

That will do for now!

I look forward to hearing from you,

Spencer


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
Subject: RE: Joinmyband.co.uk Contact
Date: September 28th, 2008 19:36:05 +0000

Hi Spencer!!!

JUST when I thought I would NEVER form a band, up pops an INexperienced wannabe who is DEFO over the hill!!!!!

Luckily there is SOMEthing that makes me think this could work!!!!

In answer to your questions:

1. BOTH 32. VERY young at heart though. Think Gary Coleman, but white; and taller. I can't talk for Jally (Jacques-Antoine), you'll have to meet him!!!! ONE of a kind!!!

2. If I HAD to name ONE - Def Leppard.

3. We are NOT signed, but I was told by a friend of mine that you HAVE to say you ARE signed so as to get more attention. Hope you don't mind!!!!! (if you DO, the you can piss off!!!)

Right, that will do for now... how about we meet up for a beer and some band practice? Do you know the Britannia Inn on Wolesely Road??? The beer is CHEAP!!! and they do a special meal deal where we can BOTH get cottage pie and chips for a TOTAL of £7.50!!!!!! Sale of the FUCKING Century – EACH time!!! We can eat there, THEN go back to my nan's house and jam in her garage!!!

You MUST bring your friend Penny!!!! Is she single by the way? Hope so!!!!! Shall we say 9pm Wednesday???

Let me know; either way,

Julian


From: spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Joinmyband.co.uk Contact
Date: September 28th, 2008 19:46:22 +0000

Hi Julian,

Thanks for your enthusiastic email. Long may it last! Penny and I are keen to meet you on Wednesday,

Look forward to it!

S

PS Penny is my girlfriend FYI


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
Subject: RE: Joinmyband.co.uk
Contact
Date: September 28th, 2008 19:56:05 +0000

FYI?

From: spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Joinmyband.co.uk Contact
Date: September 28th, 2008 20:01:22 +0000

It’s in initialism. It stands for “For Your Information”

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
Subject: RE: Joinmyband.co.uk Contact
Date: September 28th, 2008 20:36:05 +0000

I LOVE initialisms!!!!! Like lol!!!!! (LOL!!!!)

From: spencerfairbrother@live.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Joinmyband.co.uk Contact
Date: September 28th, 2008 20:37:22 +0000

"Lol" is technically an acronym, not an initialism.

See you Weds

Spencer

Friday, 26 September 2008

BRAINWAVE!!!


It's funny... I have spent ALL this time looking for a band and/or a JOB. And the answer was staring STRAIGHT back at me L.M.A.O.



Date: Fri, 26 Sept 2008 14:42:49 +0100
From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Subject: Re: SOS

Dear Jacques-Antoine, How are you???

LONG time no speak - my fault, been VERY busy... with the LADIES
Are you still a SHIT HOT musician? The reason I ask is that I am out of work at the moment and I KNOW fate is telling me to join a band. With YOU as our bass player and ME on drums, the world MUST be our oyster!!!
What with France being crud and all that, how about coming to stay with me and Nan while I advertise for other band members???

Could be FUN, no?

Let me know; either way,

Julian


Date: Fri, 26 Sept 2008 14:42:49 +0100
From: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Re: SOS

Hello Julian!

That returns great pleasure to me of hearing news of you! That gives me good memories of our exchanges during the summers, there is more than 10 years since, no? All girls in Plymouth, my GOD the girls in Plymouth! They do me lack! I remember also as your techniques not go as well by here! How you said it? " Can I touch your derriere?" I always tell my friends this story of when the girl from La Trinite sur Mer she slap you for, how do you say it - gropping?

Nothing changes by here. I live with my mother and my father still has Nantes. I do not have a job still since two year because I hate it to work!

As answer has your question, my mother say to me that can be very an good idea to set out again in English, can be to start again my life. I think she want no more that I live with her! She say I must first save up the silver in my pocket for the money for the ferry.

I hope to be to contact you again soon,

J-A