STILL no luck with jobs

Band Practice in ONE hour!!!!!!! lol
I can NOT wait to meet Penny, and to a lesser extent Spencer. I HOPE their relationship is NOT that solid - rofl!!!
DESPITE my excitement, I have NOT spent all day sitting on my hands!!! Oh no no no!!! I PROMISED Nan I would make INROADS into finding a job and I NEARLY did.
SADLY, there are some SERIOUSLY short-sighted people out there.



: postmaster@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:13:49 +0100
Subject: Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

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julian.thompson@raysworld.com


Hi Julian,

I am VERY interested in joining your sales team. Can I send you my cv?

Let me know by lunch tomorrow; either way,

Julian


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:14
To: Enquiries
Subject: URGENT

Hi,

I NEED to get this email to Julian Thompson. WHAT is his correct email?

Thanks,

J

Subject: RE: URGENT
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:46:05 +0100
From: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Hi Julian,

This is my correct email and correct name.

Regards,

Julius Thompson

Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 12** *** ***
D**** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2 ****:

From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:49
To: Julius Thompson
Subject: RE: URGENT

Hi Julian,

I am looking for work. I am just re-writing my cv (old one was like some sort of bad luck charm lol). Can I send it to you when it's ready?

Let me know, etc

J

(A 'J' of Light for your Future !!!!!! Word play of the day?????)


Subject: RE: URGENT
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:01:09 +0100
From: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Hi,

You can send the CV when you’re ready.

Julius Thompson

Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 12** *** ***
D**** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2 ****:

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
Subject: RE: URGENT
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:07:00 +0000

Give me half an hour.

Did you like my word play???? Does it put me ahead of the pack????


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
Subject: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:36:08 +0000
CV Attached

Hi JT (This may seem familiar, calling you by your initials, but all will be explained),

See attached. I think I would be a WELCOME addition to your sales force.

I look forward to hearing from you,

JM (we will HAVE to be known by our initials in the office, otherwise we'll get all mixed up)

From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:51
To: Julius Thompson
Subject: RE: CV Attached


Any news?


Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 16:25:37 +0100
From: julius.torres@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Dear Julian,

Thank you for your enquiry. It is unclear to me from your CV or emails what role specifically you are looking for and why you think Ray's World would be the kind of company you could contribute to. Also, I’m afraid your CV is quite incomplete and vague not to mention the fact you do not seem to have any skills which are even remotely usable within our organization at this time. I admire your enthusiasm and I’m sure will be successful in finding a role suitable for you but we will not taking your application further at Ray's World.

All the best,

Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 12** *** ***
D**** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2 ****:


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 16:45
To: Julius Torres
Subject: RE: CV Attached

Dear Julian,

I ASSUME this is some kind of joke and/or test. Just like the apprentice!!

I could feasibly be free this Friday for interview but I will have to move some things around. I guess I am prepared to IF NEED BE. Else, please pencil me for first thing Tuesday. Should I come directly to your office? I guess you'll be sending a car to meet me so I'll send you my travel plans once you have confirmed.

Looking forward to it.

Can you let me know the interview panel in good time... I prefer women (nudge nudge!!!)

JM.

Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:13:44 +0100
From: julius.thompson@secureworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

Julian,

This is not a test or a joke. In fact, your communication with us and your CV have seemed like a joke themselves and I have been trying to be polite. I actually feel that your whole application is some kind of wind up; that’s how you come across. There will be no interview, with women or anyone else from our organization, so please do not turn up on any day.

Regards,
Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 1*** *** ***
D***** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2* ***:


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed 1 Oct 2008 17:23
To: Julius Thompson
Subject: RE: CV Attached


I don't know why I fucking bother.

Thanks for nothing.


Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:28:49 +0100
From: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Well maybe it’s your abrupt, rude, overconfident and inappropriate attitude combined with an awful CV, unspecific application, extremely unkempt appearance and absolutely no ability to show any skill usable within our organization that results in you not being considered for, well, anything.

You’re welcome.

Regards,
Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 1*** *** ***
D***** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2* ***:


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:31:53 +0000

Save it Julian, your attitude issues will NOT wash with me.

I feel sorry for ANYONE who fills the current vacancy.

Yours angrily,

JM

From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:42
To: Julius Torres
Subject: RE: CV Attached



Ha. That shut you up.

1-0 I think.


Subject: RE: CV Attached
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:52:26 +0100
From: julius.thompson@raysworld.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Dear Julian

Thank you for your e-mail and attached CV, which certainly caught my attention.

At this time we have absolutely no suitable vacancies for you, however, I really do wish you the very best of luck in finding any job.


Regards,
Julius Thompson
Sales Director
Ray's World International Limited
A Ray of Light for your Future
T +44 (0) 77** *** ***
F +44 (0) 1*** *** ***
D***** Road ¦ Plymouth ¦
Pl2* ***:


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