Jally takes over as Band Manager

I got these from Jally's inbox. His first day of work as Band Manager for our band The Argyle Style. The SOON-To-BE biggest band in the WORLD!!!!!!!!! lmao

From: Jacques-Antoine LeCullotte
To: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 8:48 AM
Subject We play your venue please?

Dear Chris,

I am Band Manager English band for "The Argyle Style" and I play bassist of the guitar. Our band am sign with a large enterprise about disc, well know to be of course in United Kingdom. You are knowing?

We are going making a concert at the Southern West England before do check out north of for making maybe a tour. Can you interessed has ourselves band play with venue your?

We have not him silver do you pay but thanksggiving am able a large experience has ourselves abide car we are most famous in South England.

Please say if so; or if no

Thank you,

J-A


From: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 9:09 AM
Subject Re: We play your venue please?


Do you have a myspace of the music?
We do not pay

Thanks
Chris

From: Jacques-Antoine LeCullotte
To: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 9:21 AM
Subject Re: We play your venue please?


You not to pay not? How that this fact? We are very known and that can gain you much money if you can be more flexible with your regulations perhaps?

If you like it could you relook your policy on the matter of this fact? We can win up to £1000 for the other venue in the area. Why you such difficult man in this scenario?

Please tell me if so; or if no,

Jacques


From: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 9:24 AM
Subject Re: We play your venue please?


Never heard of you or your band??
Show me your myspace page or website

Chris


From: Jacques-Antoine LeCullotte
To: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Subject: Re: We play your venue please?


Christophe,

I am only French in our band. We are an English band. Thus this is not the points to be also aggressive. Your attitude towards a also popular and known band which suits us to serve to you badly. Have an owner with whom I can continue my correspondence because have impression that almost nothing arrives with you like the chief organisaturer.

Please tell me; etc



From: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 11:43 PM
Subject: Re: We play your venue please?


I would simply like to hear your music and don’t think this is much to ask.
Do you have a myspace or a website??? Or is your band a secret???

Thanks

Chris


From: Jacques-Antoine LeCullotte
To: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 11:53 PM
Subject Re: We play your venue please?

Chris,

I imagine that is not past the first time that you have to irritate which one person. I normally anticipate to give one or two dates, and the organizers are very happy us host. Instead I receive the attitude of an angry person with who the head like a monkey.
Could play us the 30th October?

Say to me if so; or if no,

J



From: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 12:04 PM
Subject: Re: We play your venue please?


AH that's easy !!!

NO of course !

Have a nice life,

Chris



From: Jacques-Antoine LeCullotte
To: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 12:08 PM
Subject Re: We play your venue please?



You are serious?
Is this the example of the English and his humour?



From: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 13:15 PM
Subject Re: We play your venue please?


Yes, we are a funny bunch, we book bands we have never heard of for £1,000
and have heads like monkeys, could not get funnier could we??



From: Jacques-Antoine LeCullotte
To: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 15:00 PM
Subject: Re: We play your venue please?


I hope you rot in a fridge like a milk cartonne where the owner of the property is go for a long holiday.




From: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 15:23 PM
Subject Re: We play your venue please?


Owners of the property do not go on holiday in the fridge.
Please speak proper English or don't speak at all.



From: Jacques-Antoine LeCullotte
To: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 16:09 PM
Subject: Re: We play your venue please?


What do you want to say with this statement you species of a jellyfish?
PERMIT ME TO RESERVE YOUR CONCERT HALL. If not I would be to oblige to write has the local newspaper about this correspondence of very regret and anger.



From: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 16:31 PM
Subject: Re: We play your venue please?



then lets hope they have a translator or someone that actually speaks DORK



from: Jacques-Antoine LeCullotte
to: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 at 16:37 PM
Subject Re: We play your venue please?



I am the temptation to tell the policeman how you be so rude.
I book SOMEWHERE other venue.
Thank you; for nothing at all you scoundrel of the lowest type.



From: chris@strongroomsportsmouth.com
To: ja.lecullotte@googlemail.com
Date Wed, Oct 15, 2008 17:31 AM
Subject: Re: We play your venue please?


HORRAY, try DORKSVILLE you wine drinking, onion carrier.