Friday, 3 April 2009

Fish and Fingers



I'm back!!!! Sorry for my prolonged absence. It's a long story, I'll bore you with it some other time. For now, I'll just say that I won't be producing home made explosives from fireworks in Nan's shed again LOL!!!!
I wasn't LOLing at the time though. I was ROFCIB (Rolling on the floor covered in blood) LOL

The good news for you is my fingers have recovered enough to type (OBVIOUSLY!!!! lmao).

21 comments:

Mrs Pouncer said...

Well, Julian, I am here, and looking absolutely edible, as you can see. I decided to go public on Wednesday for ONE WEEK ONLY to celebrate my birthday month. Scarlet has also exposed herself.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Everyone is here, but you are still wasting your fucking time. That finger belongs nowhere but up your own arse.

scarlet-blue said...

Mr Bananas!
'Tis true, as Mrs P says, I exposed myself. No BirdsEye though.
Sx

Anonymous said...

I'm here.

Anonymous said...

I'm not.

Keith said...

I'm still lurking in the background.

Emerson Marks said...

Fingering used to be big where I grew up. Kids these days should get into it. There's be less teen pregnancies that way.

Anonymous said...

Doug Wilton

Anonymous said...

Gratifying though it is to hear that you have attempted to blow yourself up, I can't help but feel a little dissappointed at your lack of success.

Anonymous said...

Good to have you back!

Anonymous said...

Suck my anus Meteor

Anonymous said...

Good to see your finger is better. Just in time to stick n your mums anoos ! Pal !

Anonymous said...

It is an unfortunate fact of life that you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Therefore, this blog could be truly hilarious for ages & there would still be comments like the above.

Of course, this blog is still embarrassingly immature & unmitigated drivel, so there is no need to worry on that score.

Anonymous said...

Yep, here as well

B.

Anonymous said...

About fucking time you showed up.

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Anonymous said...

Any news?

Anonymous said...

it's not exactly a visit-every-day blog this, is it?

Anonymous said...

Are you too busy babging hotties jullian?

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Julian Meteor said...

L.O.L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you guys met me in real life, you would PROPERLY warm to me!!!
shall we meet?