Wednesday, 25 August 2010


GCSE results night just has to be THE best night of the year LOL!!! Of course you CAN get in trouble for having a YOUNG taste in honeys lmao, and it HAS cost me a job in the past, but I am NOW unemployed so I do NOT care.

I went to that old favourite The Quay Club (Plymouth's BEST club for YOUNG HONEYS LOL) and I CLEANED UP LMAO
I started out playing some tit cricket, but it got a bit boring as I was out on my own, so THEN I got serious.
For those of you not too sure what to do on results night, it's a simple process, just walk round asking EVERY girl what grades she got, then when she tells you what she got, just say "OMG that's A.MAZING lol", then go for
1. Hug
2. Kiss
3. Tongues
4. (if they APPEAR drunk enough) grope

I got SIX snogs this way!!!!!
I was proper going for it cos I realise that my days of doing this are numbered. I mean, at 35 I've only REALISTICALLY got four more years of capitalising on GCSE results to get snogs. It would be a BIT sad to be doing this at 40 me thinks LOL


Anonymous said...

Is it me, or is he getting better?, it's me.

Julian Meteor said...

who is "me"??? LOL

Gorilla Bananas said...

When you get to 40 you could say your cat died and hope for a pity snog. In fact, you may as well start now to get some practice.

Anonymous said...

Meteor is just a sad twat. A complete loser who thinks it good to feel up drunken teenagers. In reality i bet he stays in his bedsit wanking over porn mags

Julian Meteor said...

J.E.A.L.O.U.S.!!!! ROFL

Bexom Beth said...

I like pervy bastards like you. I'd like to tie your hands and feet to the bedposts and sit on your face until you made gurgling noises.

Anonymous said...

W.A.N.K.E.R!!!! ROFL

Anonymous said...

What is the girl in the pcs name