Sunday, 24 August 2008

26th September



From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: ajackson@**********.com
Subject: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:20:34 +0000

Hi Ajackson,

I could WELL be the answer to your troubles!!!

I am 32, I LOVE beer and women - DO NOT get me onto Touring stories!!!! LMAO

I play the drums (WELL) and I CAN sing backing.

I would LOVE a chance to come and jam with you. I am based in Plymouth, but CAN travel.

Let me know; either way,

I have a lot of job interviews this week, but hopefully we can fit something in...

To the beat of the drum, bang, to the beat of the drum, bang bang lol

Julian

From: mailto:ajackson@**********.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:12:47 +0000

Hi buddy, We are based in Portsmouth, it’s quite a bit of a way from you. But feel free to come jam with us. Our band is currently called Ghost Note (www.myspace.com/+-*/-+-*-+/&*-/-/*). The stuff that’s on there isn’t that good but we are jamming on the tunes and refining them. There is also a bit of a guitar wank fest – that’s my fault, I’m learning scales at the moment and I basically laid down a backing track and messed over it to show a mate.

So all in all, if you can come here to jam then that’s really really cool, my name is Andy, I’m 26 and Paul the bassist is 25 (I think). We did have another guitarist but we are going back to one at the moment. Later

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: mailto:ajackson@**********.com
Subject: RE: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:35:40 +0000

Ok, so you’re in Portsmouth and I'm in Plymouth - BIG DEAL.

Look, if you don't want me to join the band, just say. I'll make my own fucking band.

Let me know; either way


From: mailto:ajackson@**********.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Mon, Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:27:18 +0000


Dude, you’ve got a serious attitude problem, I don’t know where you got the idea I was fucking you off. Please don’t bother coming up.


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: mailto:ajackson@**********.com
Subject: RE: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Mon, Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:44:13 +0000

Look, do you want me to jam with you OR NOT?

From: mailto:ajackson@**********.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Mon, Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:49:28 +0000

No. Not now.

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: mailto:ajackson@**********.com
Subject: RE: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Mon, Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:54:09 +0000

It's really not that far. I'm warming to the idea now.

What do you say? Let's make it big together!!!! (the band, NOT my penis lol!!!! I am NOT gay!!!!)

From: mailto:ajackson@**********.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:58:00 +0000

Dude, I was half interested, ok, I wasn’t fucking you off at all, I was merely pointing out that it’s about a 4 to 5 hour drive, I’m from near you originally and it’s a beast of a journey. But your attitude has put me off. I hope you do make a great band and I mean it totally but I don’t think it will work. All the best pal, ok.


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: mailto:ajackson@**********.com
Subject: RE: I AM A DRUMMER
Date: Mon, Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:01:40 +0000

***Julian scratches his head in bemusement*** lmao!!!

Seriously, was it the gay comment?


***ENDS***

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