It's true.I once tried to smuggle an owl into Wales. The customs people rumbled me, dragged my owl from its hiding place in the boot of my car and stamped on it until it was nothing but a novelty owl place mat.I won't be trying that again in a hurry.
I'd argue this isn't entirely true.I was at the Cardiff "Britain's got talent" auditions and I swear to god, I stood up in front the one and only Simon C-OWL, and sang "I'm for ever blowing blubbles" whislt actually blowing bubbles out of my arse in time with the music. The trick is to squirt a 2:1 mixture of water and fairy liquid up your anus 16 minutes before showtime.
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