Wednesday, 10 December 2008

The 2008 Annual Meteor Awards

In CASE I forget I have decided to announce my annual awards EARLY this year.
These awards are all about ME and MY opinions, but I expect MOST of my readers to WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with them.
These awards have been taking place since the TURN of the century, but this is the FIRST time they have been blogged.

Without further ado lol:

Best acronym: LOL
Best initialism (this is a BRAND new award - only just learnt what one IS lol): ROFFYM
(Beats the holder of the award of EACH of the last eight years - LMAO
Best Member of the Meteor Family: Nan (L.E.D.G.E. but I will DEFO win it next year if she FINALLY kicks the bucket rofl)
Best Dead person: Steve Irwin
Most recognisable 'mote: O.O (The Owl)
Best Band: My Chemical Romance
Best Position: DOGGY!!!!! (unBEATable lol)
Best Musician: Rick Allen (STILL undefeated at the Meteor Awards in his category)
WORST creature: Owl (Eighth year in a row and RUNaway winner)
Best Abbrev: 'NAGE
And finally:
The Meteor Honey of the Year 2008:
Leona Lewis (WHO ELSE!!!!!!!!! lol)

Each living and/or tangible winner will receive an email.


TwitTwooo said...


Julian Meteor said...


Chadwick Monkey-Nuts said...

Leona Lewis?
Are you fucking mental? (oh, yeah, right).

You do realise she has a tattoo. On her arse. of "WL". on her right butt-check. So that every time she... oh you geddit.

Julian Meteor said...

She would NEVER do that

Scaryduck said...


She's mocking you, guy.

Ian Holloway said...

what have a baby owl and julian meteor got in common?

they both got a tiny pecker.