Things move FAST in London. I looked at a studio flat in Kilburn (FAR more central than my previous NIGHTMARE in Milton Keynes) and decided to move in STRAIGHT away. Moving my stuff did NOT take long. My observations on London so far: 1. You are NOT allowed to talk on public transport. I HAD been warned about this, but it was PISSING down outside, so when we got on the bus I just turned to the person next to me (old chap, LOTS of tattoos) and said "nice day outside lol"!!! Not EVEN a smile from him. IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!! Lighten UP!!!! 2. There are NO trees. Therefore NO, you know...! lol. NO BIRDS! Of ANY type.!!!!! BEST NEWS EVER!! 3. You canNOT swim in the Thames. EVEN in a wetsuit. 4. No-one talks to you, APART from policemen (when you are caught trying to do a couple of widths of the Thames to stay fit) 5. Getting a job here is going to be a CINCH!!!! lmao I got up EXTRA early this morning to study the COMMON traits of the working people of London. Do they walk differently? Do they ALL read funny-coloured newspapers? Do I HAVE to own a suit if I am going to find work? What did I find? I found that every other worker is a WOMAN!!!!!! lol Even HONEYS can get jobs!!! If THEY can, I DEFO can rofl
Moving to London was the BEST thing I've done. EVER.