Tuesday, 2 December 2008

No Band no Job no Money.


Battle of the Bands has been CANCELLED.
The Argyle Style are NO MORE.
I do NOT have a job.

Can it get ANY worse?
I got SO drunk last night to commiserate myself that I managed to convince myself that the Battle of the Bands HAD gone ahead and that we had NARROWLY missed out on the MUCH needed money.
By the looks of my inbox, it would APPEAR I sent an email relating to this MAD thoughts I was having late last night too.
Oops lol

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From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: onewayroad@*******.co.uk
Subject: Battle of the Bands
Date: Mon, 1 Dec 2008 23:53:02 +0000



One Way Road? Middle of the Road more like.

Call us bad losers, but you NO WAY deserved to win that comp. It's ALL about the order you go on stage. Always has been and always will be in a Battle of the Bands. Apart from us it was a Battle of the Blands.

You will NEVER get signed.

Rock in hell.

Julian


From: onewayroad@*******.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Battle of the Bands
Date: Mon, 1 Dec 2008 23:59:38 +0000



thx for the kind words who eva u is. We r split neways u shud ckeck my new band www.myspace.com/flyawayvenus much luv xx


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: onewayroad@*******.co.uk
Subject: RE: Battle of the Bands
Date: Tues, 2 Dec 2008 00:05:43 +0000



Listened to your new stuff.

Crud.


From: onewayroad@*******.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Battle of the Bands
Date: Tues, 2 Dec 2008 00:10:18 +0000



shame. oh well i enjoy wat i play nd thats the main thing. maybe when u grow up abit you will understand that thats the most important thing ;)


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: onewayroad@*******.co.uk
Subject: RE: Battle of the Bands
Date: Tues, 2 Dec 2008 00:21:55 +0000



You are SO deluded.

You say playing music is more important than making GOOD music, and YET you are single.

How are you going to get married and have babies if you INSIST on this approach?

Let me know; either way,

J

PS Listened again to your stuff. To be fair the tracks get progressively better. For example the last track is terrible.


RE: Battle of the Bands‏
From: onewayroad@*******.co.uk
Date: Tues, 2 Dec 2008 11:28:24
To: Julian Meteor (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk)



Man, im not even gonna pretend i understand the link between music and being single but there u go. Anyway im bored of this pointless argument. u dont like our music fair enough ur entitled 2 your opinion. so maybe its time for u 2 move on with your life ;)

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12 comments:

cheek2001 said...

Maybe he's right Jules, perhaps you should move on. Go to London or something. Far fewer Owls, and more loose women. Not to mention plenty of job opportunities (even in these difficult economic times).

Julian Meteor said...

Nan said almost EXACTLY the same this morning. But she didn't mention the owls. She does NOT know about Mr Owl.

Scaryduck said...

I would recommend the Democratic Republic of the Congo for a thrusting young man like you.

LOADS of Honeyz. No owls. Argyle pre-season tour. Top cheffing opportunities for the right man.

Go for it!

Soon!

Julian Meteor said...

Congo sounds nice. I have ALSO been recommended Delhi.
I MAY start with London though (never been)

cheek2001 said...

Delhi. hmmm. Or how about Mumbai? I hear they have some cheap hotel rooms going right now.

The Drunken Monkey said...

LOL! dude..you just made my blog roll ( not literally)

Chadwick Monkey-Nuts said...

hahaha your blog is ace mate... only found it cos of your comment on mine about Ian Holloway. But shall now be a regular. Keep up the good work!

Julian Meteor said...

Can you ALSO get Ian Holloway to read it? Then we can become bezzies.
Thanks in advance.
JM

Chadwick Monkey-Nuts said...

LOL! Actually, rumour has it he's applied for the vacant managers job at Oxford, where I'm a season ticket holder, so potentially yes I could if all goes to plan.

Julian Meteor said...

Swindon Town
Are you listening
To the song
We are singing
Walking along
Singing a song
Shitting on the Swindon as we go
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chadwick Monkey-Nuts said...

Well said that man!

Laszlo Wookey said...

Julius would you like me to join your (new) band? i can play the spoons and my friend can provide photographic evidence of bottom cheese.