Thursday, 11 December 2008

Leaving Plymouth - AT LAST!!!!


Look out London!!!!! lol
I'm a coming!!!!!
I have DECIDED to up sticks, get out of Plymouth and CHASE the dream!!!!
Well, that is NOT strictly true. Nan has FORCED me to go to London and get a job lol.
I have PROVED (by showing her ALL my emails - a LOT of which are featured on this blog) that it is IMPOSSIBLE to get a job in Devon, so she has given me some 'start-up cash' (WAY too much lol - she has NO idea about modern currency. Shilling my ASS rofl)
So, the FIRST thing I did was go out and buy a car so I can even GET there...

"W-Reg (2000) Cherry Red, Renault Megane Sport Coupe for sale, UNDER 46,000 "REAL" miles on the clock. FSH (last serviced in June this year), CD player, A/C, Electric Windows, Multi function steering wheel. Car is in excellent condition considering it's age. One previous owner before me which was a leasing company, and full documents are available. Taxed for another 2 months, MOT until August 2009. Only 1 key. New car forces sale. £2,000

Tel. 01*** ******.. 07*********
E-mail.. jjjspoon@googlemail.com"



From: Julian Meteor
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008, 10:25 AM


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT this car???!!!!!!
What's your best price??????

Let me know,

J-Road


Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008 10:59
From: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Hello..J road !

If you want the car then phone me.... 01*** ******...or..07*********

James


From: Julian Meteor
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008, 12:51 PM


How fast is it? Metric SYSTEM PLEASE!!!!

Julian (Kilo)Meteor


Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008 12:00:43 +0000
From: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


If you are serious then phone me, otherwise leave it.


From: Julian Meteor
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008, 1:08 PM


What is WRONG with you people? A minute ago you were a REAL laugh and I was
looking FWD to coming to see the fucking car. NOW you come across like a
split-personality WEIRDO.

FYI I am out of credit on my mobile, hence needing to ask more questions
before I get a chance to buy MORE credit.

I honestly don't know why I fucking bother.


Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008 12:15:11 +0000
From: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


The car is fast enough.
There is NO need to swear at me in your message.
Everything about the car is IN the ad. I can't say anymore.
You need to view it if you are interested. If so, tell me properly you would
like to view and I will give you my address.....or use a house phone. Or a
friend's phone.

I sell many cars...never do interested persons ask me "how fast does it
go?"
They view, they like or dislike..buy or not buy. Some negotiate AFTER seeing
the car.
No problem.
Thanks for enquiry....


From: Julian Meteor
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008, 1:34 PM



Give me your mobile number, I will call you later.

Will you be at home?


Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008 14:40:50 +0000
From: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


The ad. gives you my numbers.
I did give you my mobile earlier today in first message.
It is...07*** ******


From: Julian Meteor
Subject: Renault Megane Sport Coupe
To: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008, 3:00 PM


Can I RTC?


RE: Renault Megane Sport Coupe ‏
From: jjjspoon@googlemail.com
Date: Wednesday, 10 December, 2008 20:03:49
To: Julian Meteor (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk)

YES.


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7 comments:

Simon Porkins said...

Julian

i believe you are a big faker.
you haven't replied to my emails about the job offer, so i decided to google you. and NOT in a good way. i found your blog here and see you are a bit of a wind up merchant.

Simon
Simons Pork Pies Ltd

Julian Meteor said...

I do NOT know what you are talking about. You did NOT make me a job offer. You were CLEARLY just leading me on. I do NOT have time for it.

TwitTwooo said...

Ahh it all becomes clear obviously your wind-up about owls is simply a cloud behind which your owl loving hides. I just hope that you do not take your passion too far, I do not want to read about you in the Sun "Famed Blogger in Owl stuck on knob incident!"

Gorilla Bananas said...

Are you sure there are no jobs in Plymouth? Have you tried being a street entertainer who plays the recorder by farting into it?

Simon Porkins said...

FAKER!
Simons Pork Pies will now be worse off thanks to you.
And to think I was going to make a special Julians Meatier Owl Pie too.

Simon

Julian Meteor said...

If you even THINK about making an owl pie with MY name on it there WILL be a court case and YOU will lose.

Saying that, feel free to cook as MANY owls as you like.

Simon Porkins said...

I want YOU to come and cook the owls, meatyboy.
cmon.. you know you wanna