You MAY think the odds are against me, but I have begun my one man mission to get Owls OFF the internet.
Since the internet is the centre of EVERYTHING, this should be beginning of the end for that most sinister of creatures. I FULLY expect them to be extinct (thanks to me - and YOU if you can help) by 2012.
It starts here, everyone. OWLS MUST GO.
Subject: Owl Blog
From: Julian Meteor (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent: 8th December 2008 10:30:16
To: d*****@ecs.soton.ac.uk I will ask you NICELY first:
PLEASE take down your owl blog from the local internet.
It is VERY distasteful.
Thanks in advance; either way,
Julian
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From: Julian Meteor (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent: 8th December 200810:41:26
To: whitfest@btinternet.com I have reason to believe you are an owl pusher and your run THIS site - http://www.manyhoots.org/
I for one HAPPEN to think it is VERY distasteful.
Please remove your website by 5pm LATEST
Gives me the RIGHT shivers.
Let me know; either way
Julian
Subject: URGENT
From: Julian Meteor (julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent: 07 November 2008 15:46:53
To: info@owlclub.org Don't even get me started.
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7 comments:
How about getting that awful bank ,that the slaphead Howard advertises, closed down?
you know the one, the Owlifax.
Howard and his seed should be erased from history. Evil in it's purest form (and NOT in a good way)
You do realise his full name is Howard Brown-Owl, don't you?
Please let me know of ANY owl leads you may have and I will email them and tell then to STOP what they are doing.
Thanks for your help you two.
This is a VERY serious matter.
OWLS here:
http://www.ottersandowls.co.uk/welcome.htm
I saw this and thought of you:
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/04/10-fun-facts-about-charles-darwin/
Ten facts about Charles Darwin
1. Owl eater
2-10. Nine other non-owl related facts
You need to get the absolute heart of this whole Owl conspiracy matrix.
Forget the pawns and go straight for whatever foul demon invented the 'O RLY' website.
Hit 'em and hit 'em hard!
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