You MAY think the odds are against me, but I have begun my one man mission to get Owls OFF the internet. Since the internet is the centre of EVERYTHING, this should be beginning of the end for that most sinister of creatures. I FULLY expect them to be extinct (thanks to me - and YOU if you can help) by 2012. It starts here, everyone. OWLS MUST GO.
Subject: Owl Blog From: Julian Meteor (email@example.com) Sent: 8th December 2008 10:30:16 To: firstname.lastname@example.org
I will ask you NICELY first:
PLEASE take down your owl blog from the local internet. It is VERY distasteful.
Thanks in advance; either way,
(No Subject) From: Julian Meteor (email@example.com) Sent: 8th December 200810:41:26 To: firstname.lastname@example.org
I have reason to believe you are an owl pusher and your run THIS site - http://www.manyhoots.org/
I for one HAPPEN to think it is VERY distasteful.
Please remove your website by 5pm LATEST
Gives me the RIGHT shivers.
Let me know; either way
Subject: URGENT From: Julian Meteor (email@example.com) Sent: 07 November 2008 15:46:53 To: firstname.lastname@example.org