Tuesday, 9 December 2008

i HATE owls


As part of my campaign to make owls extinct by 2012, I have come up with a plan.
They need to KNOW we hate them. THEN they will stop reproducing and then maybe JUST maybe they will die out (and my insomnia will DEFO end for good).
This plan is inspired by the way Nan suggested we treat the local gypsies at a FAMOUS Neighbourhood Watch meeting in 1992. We were ALL given stickers which said "Gypos Go Home". It worked an ABSOLUTE treat.
So, MY variation on this is that you take my badge ABOVE and put it on YOUR blog/website. BEFORE long EVERYONE will have one and then THEY may get the message.
Not so WISE now, are we?

Bastards.

8 comments:

Chadwick Monkey-Nuts said...

In the past, owls were seen as the wise animal, the source of all knowledge. If you needed to know something, you'd ask an owl (or failing that, a policeman). Nowadays, we have the internet. Owls are, therefore, obsolete. FACT.

The Drunken Monkey said...

aah...young Chadders...but you forget that, if you happened to attend Hogwarts, that you'd need an owl to be able to get any porn thru the mail.

That said, however, anyone who attends Hogwarts(besides the dirty, diiiiirrty Hermione Granger obviously..cos I really WOULD, you know) is a big raving bender AND an owl loving Gypsy and should be shot on sight.

El Matador said...

according to the express sat on my very table, she wants to as well. For the right movie.. go on spin round have a look

Chadwick Monkey-Nuts said...

You do realise that she's said she would get her kit off on telly, don't you?

although as shes already had the growler out once in the papers, it wouldnt take much....

and ron weasley liked to give pigwidgeon one up the shitter. fact. its in the beedle the bard book.

The Drunken Monkey said...

Thanks El Matador. That's my afternoon totally taken care of.
Can I borrow the paper?
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the gents...

TwitTwooo said...

Why do you hate our feathered friends so?? They are peaceful creatures and do you know harm.

cheek2001 said...

Twittwoooo: Don't even go THERE. You'll bring Julian out in hives.

If I were you, I'd leave. Now.

Julian Meteor said...

NEVER VISIT THIS SITE AGAIN, TWIT TWOOO