Are ALL Londoners W***ers?

NOT happy. My plan to move into MORE cetral London location has hit a blip.
The ONLY good thing to come of it is that me and Spence are getting on again.
When I have bezzies like him back home, I sometimes wonder why I BOTHER trying to make it (whatever THAT means lol) in London.
Is EVERYONE in the capital a TOTAL ass?

From: billbrady242@hotmail.com
Subject: Flat For Rent
To: *25 Addresses Removed*
Date: 14 December 2008

Hi everyone,

A mate of mine has a flat for rent in Islington close to Tufnell Park/Archway tubes. If anyone's interested, or you know of anyone that might be interested, follow the link below to Gumtree.com:

http://www.gumtree.com/london/&^/*&*&*&*.html

Thanks.

WB

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From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: billbrady242@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Flat For Rent
Date: 14 December 2008


Bradley,

Is this flat STILL available? I cannot access Gumtree. Please can you forward my email to him.

Best

JM


Date: 14 December 2008
From: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Flat available Tufnell/Dartmouth Park


Dear Julian,

I hope you are well.

A mutual contact provided me your details (Bill Brady from London Argyle Supporters). I understand you may be seeking an apartment to rent. I have a privately let apartment which will become available from 22nd December, when our tennant of 2.5 years moves away to New York.
The apartment details are attached, however if you have any questions or wish to arrange a viewing, just let me know. Likewise feel free to text me on 0031 *** *** *** and I can either call or SMS you back.
The apartment is near Hamstead Heath as well as all the Tube and Bus connections of Tufnell Park and Archway stations. Postcode is N19 ***

Thanks Julian.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

With kind regards,

Hubert Van ********


Date: 14 December 2008
From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Flat For Rent



Hi Hubert!

I need MORE details lol

Can you let me know; either way?

Julian


Date: 14 December 2008
From: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Re: Flat available Tufnell/Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***


Hi Julian,

Could I get your mobile number, or SMS me via your own?

I am going to be offline though we can arrange a viewing to suit you if you, if you're interested?

Thank you,

Hubert


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Flat For Rent
Date: 14 December 2008


Hugo,

I am a little concerned about the price. Is it negotiable? I suspect I am not the ONLY person feeling the effects of the credit crunch! Also, would you say this is a "lucky" flat in terms of getting the girls back? I'm on a fantastic run at the moment and would HATE for it to come to an end because of YOUR flat. I would have sent you an SMS (whatever THAT is!!) but I am out of credit until payday. I ALWAYS run out of money!!! LOL!!!! In light of that, I assume you do not NEED a deposit as a friend recommended me to you? I would LOVE to arrange a viewing.

Please let me know; either way; by 12noon (GMT).

Kind regards,

JM



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From: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Re: Flat available Tufnell/Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 14 December 2008


Hi Julian,

(Its Hubert by the way and an SMS is a text message, though I think you figured that out :)

Lots of points there... let me try and tackle! Seriously though, yes a deposit is needed (always) and the cost is actually reasonable already (the rent hasn't been raised in two and half years already).

If you still wish to arrange make a viewing let me know ASAP and/or text me on 0031 *** *** ***, when you have credit.

Also, I shall be in London this weekend so perhaps can view with you on Saturday?

Thanks a lot. Speak later.

Hubert


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From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Flat available Tufnell/Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 14 December 2008


This all sound ok.
Tell me more about YOU. I NEED to know about you if we are going to live together and hang out three times a week.
Are you a good wingman?
Record meet-to-shag time?
Out of ten what do you think of Leona Lewis? (this gives me an idea of your standards)
What score are you on for the year? (Honeys you have done)

I will pay a deposit RELUCTANTLY and MAY be able to look round on Saturday. Can you pick me up from the station? (Euston). I will give you petrol money.

Let me know; either way,

Julian


From: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 622 863 616.
Date: 14 December 2008


Hi Julian,

The appartment is for rent as it is. We will not be living together - Further info attached.
Also, would like to learn about you too. It is after all my apartment you'll be renting :)

Thanks

Hubert


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 14 December 2008


Don't worry about ME, Hubo lol

I do NOT do drugs and I ALWAYS put my condoms in the bin rofl

I will NOT make a mess.

Can I move in? And can you pick me up from the station? Do you have a big car?

Let me know; etc

Julian


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From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 14 December 2008


Any news?


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.


Is your studio still available?


Date: 14 December 2008
From: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Re: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.


Hi Julian,

I presume you don't wish to move in :)
Thanks and good luck!

Hubert



From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 14 December 2008



WOE (what on earth) gave you that impression!
I have always said I am interested! I merely asked for a lift from Euston (I am coming in from Milton Keynes ESPECIALLY for this Saturday's viewing - it's the least you can do) and now you say I can't have the flat? Please explain what it was that I said to rent it to someone else.
OK OK I was worried about the rent but that does NOT mean I can't make payments. My rental record has been very good for over 10 months now. I CAN get references IF you do not believe me. I hope you are not just ANOTHER time waster. I do not think you are as you seem fairly genuine.

If you do not want me then fine. But please give me a little more respect that just fobbing me off with a smiley.

Let me know; either way by 11.15am GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) LATEST.

Julian.


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 15 December 2008


Hubs

Re this weekend. Do you want me to bring all my stuff to move in or is this just a viewing? Only I have been offered use of my ex-band's van for Saturday and it seems a shame not to take them up on it! Also, it means you no longer have to come to Euston to pick me up! I'm looking for a new band in London, so do you think your neighbours would mind the occasional band practice (your spare room/study would be PERFECT LOL!!!!) - we promise not to bring TOO many groupies home!!!!!! LMAO!!!! (laughing my ass off).

Anyway - really looking forward to it. Are there any good pubs nearby? Is Hampstead Heath as full of gays as they say??!!! I am NOT gay but Spencer (bezzie) is often accused of being that way inclined. I have NO problem with gays BTW (by the way) just not in my band please!!!!!!!!

PS - you missed yesterday's deadline. I guess the language barrier may have got in the way! Without wanting to put pressure on you, the guys REALLY need to know about the van today.

Please let me know; either way,

JM


From: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Re: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 15 December 2008


Hi Julian,

Sorry the flat is going to another person. I also know the house is 'quiet' and the neighbours (family) would not permit band practice.

Sorry it didn't work out. Though wish you the best of luck.

All the best.

Hubert


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 15 December 2008


LOL!!!!

I LOVE the Dutch sense of humour!!!

Let's get serious for a moment, though. We will be setting off V (very) EARLY so as to avoid the traffic and our
ETA (estimated time of arrival) is 6am.

Will you be up?

I would say "leave the door on the latch", but

A) this could be a security risk
B) I don't want to just walk in only to find you wanking on the sofa!!! lmao


Let me know; either way,

Julian


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From: hubertvan*******@gmail.com
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Re: Dartmouth Park -- Hubert: 0031 *** *** ***.
Date: 15 December 2008


I am letting you know,

The flat is gone to another person.

Good luck Julian, with your search.

All the best

Hubert




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