Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Julian "Branson" Meteor lol

I am OFFICIALLY an entrepreneur!!! lol
As you KNOW, Nan has given me some cash to make a go of it in the centre of the UNIVERSE - London.
This money was NOT intended to WASTE on buying drinks for HONEYS. As a matter of principle I NEVER buy honeys drinks anyway. If I bought a drink for them EVERY time I chatted one up I would waste a LOT of money.
I digress. I've bought myself a METAL Detector!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I canNOT believe I hadn't thought of it before. It is a money-making MACHINE.
Actually, I'll rephrase that, it's a money FINDING machine!!!! lol
I went to that new Westfield shopping Centre which is MUCH better than Plymouth's Drake Circus on Sunday and found £4.50in just TWO hours work!!!!!!!
So, all those credit crunch strugglers, USE YOUR BONCES, get off your BACKSIDES and start thinking CREATIVELY of ways to make money.
BTW I have BAGGSIED Westfield, so don't even THINK about treading my patch.

In other news I am NOW signed up to a site I stumbled upon called Twitter, it has NOTHING to do with YOU KNOW WHAT and it's BRILLIANT!!!!!!
Please follow my movements on Twitter.


Gorilla Bananas said...

Have you ever thought of charging people £1 to slap your face? You could make a lot of money.

TwitTwooo said...

It's offical you are a Twitter-er!! I've been saying it all along.

Mrs Pouncer said...

Julian, I absolutely insist that you bring your device to the Thames Valley with all available haste. As you know, we are mindlessly loaded here and very profligate with our cash. I often schlep down Broad Street in Reading, my pockets literally bejangling with fifty pees, which I cast about hither and thither, watching the little urchins scamper about for my horde. In fact, your machine would be unnecessary. Just bring a dustpan and brush. Your nan probably has one going begging.

scarlet-blue said...

Did you go 'Deluxe Dining' with your £4.50?
Btw, you owe me a tenner. You know why.

Julian Meteor said...

You are TIGHT!!!! lol
Pun INtended!!!!!!!!! rofl

Westfield London Security Lady Person said...

I've seen you, you look a plonker you know.

(xx - call me)

Clog said...

You should get a MENTAL detector!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be going off ALL the time when you're holding it because you are clearly MENTAL!!! And it would know! Because it's a MENTAL detector. Do you see?

Julian Meteor said...

Chicken O.R.I.E.N.T.A.L.!!!!! lmao

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