I do NOT know what happened last night. I was in a chippie having snogged NINE birds in the Walkabout on Finchley Road (GREAT pulling bar - wall-to-wall M.I.N.G.E lol ) but I was staring DOWN THE BARREL at my first night out withOUT gettling laid THIS YEAR. My LAST memory is of being in the chippy nearby and seeing a TOTAL whale walk in and saying "Bet SHE's a regular!!!!! lol... there's a salad bar next door, you should check it OUT rofl"
...then I woke up NEXT to her. WTF???? TOTALLY mixed emotions. On the ONE hand I've bagged my TENTH home run of the year and am WELL on target to hit my aim of 100, on the OTHER, I've just slept with the fattest girl I've ever seen (INCLUDING tv)... NOT lol.