Sunday, 25 January 2009

Saturday Night Report


I do NOT know what happened last night.
I was in a chippie having snogged NINE birds in the Walkabout on Finchley Road (GREAT pulling bar - wall-to-wall M.I.N.G.E lol ) but I was staring DOWN THE BARREL at my first night out withOUT gettling laid THIS YEAR.
My LAST memory is of being in the chippy nearby and seeing a TOTAL whale walk in and saying "Bet SHE's a regular!!!!! lol... there's a salad bar next door, you should check it OUT rofl"

...then I woke up NEXT to her. WTF????
TOTALLY mixed emotions. On the ONE hand I've bagged my TENTH home run of the year and am WELL on target to hit my aim of 100, on the OTHER, I've just slept with the fattest girl I've ever seen (INCLUDING tv)... NOT lol.

11 comments:

Area Trace No Search said...

You should try the Walkabout on Shaftesbury avenue mate.

Thud said...

I don't know what that is...but that certainly isn't a girl.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Think of it as community service. You wouldn't want a women like that prowling about unsatisfied.

Anna Lefler said...

Bright side - she counts as 2 on your tally, yes?

I'd support you on that.

~ A.

Julian Meteor said...

If that rule applies, it probably counts as MORE than two.
I am STILL getting flashbacks...

scarlet-blue said...

Chalk it up as ten then, and have next Saturday off.
Sx

Julian Meteor said...

Maybe just a night in you & me nxt Sat, SB?
Let me know either way?

Gerrard said...

Are you sure you you get any notches, let alone 10? If she was THAT fat, it's possible you didn't actually "do it" with the pig at all, you may have just prodded in and around her rolls of fat without actually ever finding the intended destination.

Julian Meteor said...

I'll ask Norris McWerter!!!!!

Audrey said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7850666.stm

Fat Bird from the other night said...

At least I can get my stomach stapled or somefink, WANKER. You were rattlin round my fanny like a dumstick in a tin can the other night.

PMSL

Fat Bird

(xx - call me)