Went to the Beckam Academy in East London with the Argyle Supporters for a kick about the other day. What a WASTE of fucking time. Nice place and all, but they were SO unhelpful after I left my top there. See for yourselves if you don't believe me.
My advice: GLUE your clothing on if you ARE going to go there, cos they will DENY they have it if you leave it there.
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org] Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009 09:33 To: email@example.com Subject: Beckam Academy
Hi Robster!!! I was at your complex the other day and i think I lost a tracksuit top. It was Adidas, and had three stripes (black) down the sleeves.
I left in a hurry (got a call from an ex - hotty!!! lol I was out of there in a shot!!!!!) so probs left it in the changing room
Can you let me know if youve seen it???? ; either way,
PS hows the love life?????????? I am on FIRE!!!!!!
I was at the Street League 5-a-side tournament in December (sorry, a few weeks back NOT last week as previously mentioned) - got muddled. Probably the MASSIVE amount of beer consumed last night!! LOL!!!! (ps - I have to stop there, you should have seen the state of the bird I woke up with!! MOOOOOSEEEE ALERT!!!! LMAO!). 'Nage.
Anyway, if it does turn up, please can you let me know, EITHER WAY.
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org] Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009 12:19 To: Robert Davies Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Subject: FW: Beckam Academy Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 12:32:45 +0000 From: Robert Davies To: email@example.com
sorry, from the email you sent , I presumed it meant that you had found it.
I've checked with our lost property and their is nothing there.
Robert Davies Business Development Manager The David Beckham Academy 07**********
Sorry to trouble you, but desperation has led me to contact you directly and Rob said you MAY be able to help.
On a recent visit to your academy I lost a white adidas top which YOU YOURSELF have signed. It has THREE stripes down EACH sleeve.
It is DEFO in the academy, as I got home the next morning and I was only wearing a t-shirt (NOT an adidas one, hope you don't mind). Where was I between then and the following morning hear you ask? I met a girl. The top would NOT have fitted her so why would SHE steal it? Anyway I am 1000% it is in your complex and I need it back asap ( actually needed it for an interview I had this afternoon, but it's too late now. And I didn't get the job - coincidence? I do not think so)
I really hope you can help me, even though I don't support ANY team you have EVER played for (unless you have played for Plymouth Argyle?), but I respect you,
Please can you let me know; either way - you may even have picked it up thinking it was yours? Check the washing instructions, it has "Carlton Brown" sewn on a name badge there.