Thursday 8 January 2009

I USED to like David Beckham


Went to the Beckam Academy in East London with the Argyle Supporters for a kick about the other day. What a WASTE of fucking time. Nice place and all, but they were SO unhelpful after I left my top there.
See for yourselves if you don't believe me.

My advice: GLUE your clothing on if you ARE going to go there, cos they will DENY they have it if you leave it there.


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]

Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009 09:33
To: rdavies@thedavidbeckhamacademy.co.uk
Subject: Beckam Academy


Hi Robster!!! I was at your complex the other day and i think I lost a tracksuit top.
It was Adidas, and had three stripes (black) down the sleeves.

I left in a hurry (got a call from an ex - hotty!!! lol I was out of there in a shot!!!!!) so probs left it in the changing room

Can you let me know if youve seen it???? ; either way,

J

PS hows the love life?????????? I am on FIRE!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 10:46:42 +0000
From: Robert Davies
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk


Hello Julian ,

What event did you play in ?

Robert Davies
Business Development Manager
The David Beckham Academy
07**********


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 11:32:56 +0000

'sup Rob,

Thanks at ya for getting back to me.

I was at the Street League 5-a-side tournament in December (sorry, a few weeks back NOT last week as previously mentioned) - got muddled. Probably the MASSIVE amount of beer consumed last night!! LOL!!!! (ps - I have to stop there, you should have seen the state of the bird I woke up with!! MOOOOOSEEEE ALERT!!!! LMAO!). 'Nage.

Anyway, if it does turn up, please can you let me know, EITHER WAY.

Thanks

Big Jules


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009 12:19
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy


Found it?


Subject: FW: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 12:32:45 +0000
From: Robert Davies
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk



sorry, from the email you sent , I presumed it meant that you had found it.

I've checked with our lost property and their is nothing there.

Robert Davies
Business Development Manager
The David Beckham Academy
07**********


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 12:48:04 +0000

Don't know why I fucking bother.

From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009 14:03
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy


Any news?

I really need it for an interview-cum-date (make of that what you will lol) tonight

Let me know; etc

Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 14:05:38 +0000
From: Robert Davies
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk

As i told you this morning we do not have it.

The date you lost it was the 20th December , it has taken you a long time to realise it was gone .

Regards

Robert Davies
Business Development Manager
The David Beckham Academy
07**********


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: Tue 6 Jan 2009
To: Robert Davies
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy


Add me on facebook, then I can show you what it looks like


Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 +0000
From: Robert Davies
To:
julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
CC: justin.regis@fiveaside.co.uk


I am not on facebook and I have had a good look in lost property and there is nothing Adidas in there.

I also spoke to Justin from the event you played in and he hasn't found it either.

Robert Davies
Business Development Manager
The David Beckham Academy
07**********

From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: justin.regis@fiveaside.co.uk"
Subject: RE: Beckam Academy
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 16:22:13 +0000

Yo yo J-Man!!!

LOL!!!!! He is SO moody !!!! It's like 'take a chill pill' !!!!! I mean, it's ONLY a tracky top, stop going ON about it!!!!!!!

How are you man???


From: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
To: dbeckham@thedavidbeckhamacademy.co.uk
CC: rdavies@thedavidbeckhamacademy.co.uk; justin.regis@fiveaside.co.uk
Subject: URGENT - MISSING TRACKSUIT TOP
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2009 17:47:34 +0000

Dear Beckham,

Sorry to trouble you, but desperation has led me to contact you directly and Rob said you MAY be able to help.

On a recent visit to your academy I lost a white adidas top which YOU YOURSELF have signed. It has THREE stripes down EACH sleeve.

It is DEFO in the academy, as I got home the next morning and I was only wearing a t-shirt (NOT an adidas one, hope you don't mind). Where was I between then and the following morning hear you ask?
I met a girl. The top would NOT have fitted her so why would SHE steal it? Anyway I am 1000% it is in your complex and I need it back asap ( actually needed it for an interview I had this afternoon, but it's too late now. And I didn't get the job - coincidence? I do not think so)

I really hope you can help me, even though I don't support ANY team you have EVER played for (unless you have played for Plymouth Argyle?), but I respect you,

Please can you let me know; either way - you may even have picked it up thinking it was yours? Check the washing instructions, it has "Carlton Brown" sewn on a name badge there.

Thanks a mill,

J

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7 comments:

Area Trace No Search said...

Does it hurt every time you get to the "no reply" point?

I imagine that's when it becomes personal.

Innit bruv.

Julian Meteor said...

He called me instead

Keith said...

You talk about me lowering the tone on Zeds blog, but this blog is a waste of space and electric. It's just a load of crap! Get a job.

See? I am entitled to my opinion as well.

Zed said...

That's the spirit, Keith!

Julian Meteor said...

Keith you BIG meany. This blog is ALL I've got and you are trying to BELITTLE me.

Pick on someone your own size

:(

Keith said...

Sorry, I didn't realise you were a sensitive soul really!

M C Ward said...

Beckham's got enough money to buy you a new one, probably. He gets rich, he loses the common touch. Typical.