Thursday, 29 January 2009

My New Gym


One thing I have noticed about London, apart from the fact that it is a MYTH that it's easy to get a job, is that people round here are JUST as capable of doing dumb things.
My NEW gym, where I have been spending a LOT of my time lately emailed ALL its members on Wednesday about some sort of offer. Even I know that when you email LOTS of people, you do NOT use CC!!!!!!! lol
Once again, I have changed ALL addresses and names etc to protect the innocent (whatever THAT means!!!! lol)

-----Original Message-----
From: Brian Simpson"
Sent: 27 January 2009 10:20
To: Cc: ***Approx 500 emails Removed***
Subject: Permanent Locker Offer

Dear Member,

We hope you are enjoying your membership with us here at Super Sports.
If you have been in the club in the last few months you will have noticed that we recently added more lockers to the changing room area and outside the studio. This is ideal if you are using the club during the week and fed up of carrying your training kit to and from work or maybe you want to cycle to the club in the morning and get ready for work at the club. We have limited availability left on the lockers that are available to hire on a permanent basis and wanted to offer you the chance to purchase a Locker for £15 per month. If you wish to take up this offer then please drop me an email or alternatively speak to our reception team, but be quick as we are looking to close the list on Locker hire at the end of January.

Hope to see you in the club soon


Healthy Regards

Brian

Assistant Manager

Super Sports

1-6 ****** Row EC2A 3HH

Tel: 020 ******* | Fax: 020 *******

w | ************.co.uk

-----Original Message-----
From: Gordon Muller [mailto:gordonmuller@theinsertfarm.com]
Sent: 27 January 2009 10:21
To: Brian Simpson;
Cc: ***Approx 500 addresses Removed***
Subject: Re: Permanent Locker Offer


GREAT so even fewer lockers available for when most of us come to train at lunch time...


From: john.collins@cdhconsulting.co.uk
Sent: 27 January 2008 10:22
To: Gordon Muller; Brian Simpson;
Cc: ***Approx 500 addresses removed***
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer


And generally most other times…


From: Sandra Roberts [mailto:sandra@jrbmarketing.com]
Sent: 27 January 2009 10:23
To: John Collins; Gordon Muller; Brian Simpson;
Cc: ***Approx 500 addresses removed***
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer


WHY THE MASS MAIL???
HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF BCC????


From: Theresa Harper [mailto:theresa@snvs.co.uk]
Sent: 27 January 2009 10:36 AM
To: Sandra Roberts; John Collins; Gordon Muller; Brian Simpson;
Cc: ***Approx 500 addresses removed***
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer


Hi

Can people please stop replying to all it is blocking our system with the amount of email addresses attached

Thank you

Theresa Harper
Compliance Officer
********* & ******* Services Ltd
Unit ******
The ****** Centre
& **** Street
London
NW** ***

________________________________________
From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: 27 January 2009 11:50
To: theresa@snvs.co.uk
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer


Is your system ok now? I NEED to reply all to this

Let me know; either way,

J


From: theresa@snvs.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer
Date: 27 January 2009 11:56:13 +0100


Yes its fine now,

thank you

Theresa Harper
Compliance Officer
********* & ******* Services Ltd
Unit ******
The ****** Centre
& **** Street
London
NW** ***


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: 27 January 2009 13:18
To: Theresa Harper
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer


Are you single?


From: theresa@snvs.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer
Date: 27 January 2009 13:21


Y??


Theresa Harper
Compliance Officer
********* & ******* Services Ltd
Unit ******
The ****** Centre
& **** Street
London
NW** ***



From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Date: 27 January 2009 13:24
To: Theresa Harper
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer


Derrrrrrrr.... I'm trying to get laid you malcolm

lol!


________________________________________
From: Theresa Harper
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Permanent Locker Offer
Date: 27 January 2009 13:27


Well do you mind emailing me on my work address get a life sado wot did u email every one or somin well done round of applause clap clap clap
And if you think your gonna get ladid like that then think again sunshine.

Theresa Harper
Compliance Officer
********* & ******* Services Ltd
Unit ******
The ****** Centre
& **** Street
London
NW** ***

******************************************************************

From: Brian Simpson [mailto:brian.simpson@supersports.co.uk]
Date: 27 January 2009 15:41
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Subject: Sorry


Dear Member,

Please accept my sincere apologies. I entered the email addresses in the wrong box by complete mistake and did not mean for anyone’s personal emails to be seen or for the mass circulation of emails. Please do NOT reply to the first email and contact me direct. Once again my apologies.

Regards

Brian


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: 27 January 2009 15:44
To: brian.simpson@supersports.co.uk
Subject: RE: Sorry


LOL!!!

You SOOOO did this on purpose?!?!?!!!!! Didn't you?!?!?!! LMAO?!!!!!

Did you?

Can you let me know; either way?


J


From: brian.simpson@supersports.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Sorry
Sent: 27 January 2009 15:55


Julian,

Trust me, I certainly did not do this on purpose. The backlash that I have suffered from my stupid mistake was really not fun. Certainly not one of my finest moments.

So there you go,.. no not on purpose.

Regards

Brian


From: Julian Meteor [mailto:julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk]
Sent: 27 January 2009 15:59
To: Brian Simpson
Subject: RE: Sorry


Did you get sacked?


From: brian.simpson@supersports.co.uk
To: julianmeteor2@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Sorry
Sent: 27 January 2009 16:10


No


***ENDS***

4 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Why don't you ask Theresa for a picture? Send a picture of yourself first - you could use a photo of Andy Garcia.

scarlet-blue said...

Have you tried Sandra yet?
Sx

Julian Meteor said...

Sandra sounded ROUGH. You can tell a LOT about people by the way they write.

Anonymous said...

Yes we can Julian, can't we?

Who'd like to say what we can tell about Julian by the way he writes?