Seeing as YET AGAIN I took a girl home on Saturday night (although we did NOT do it - not my fault) I thought I would share a table of ORIGINAL chat-up lines I have used this year so any BUDDING Julian Meteors (P.L.A.Y.E.R.S) out there can simply copy me (as LONG as they don't operate in MY territory lol - DEVON)
In order of effectiveness:
5. "What's yer name and where do you coom from???!!!!" lol (In a CLASSIC Cilla Black accent)
Used: 50
Success rate: 10%
4. "I love you like a sister... LET'S MAKE SPASTIC BABIES!!!!!!!!" lmao
Used: 2
Success Rate: 50% (I think the ONE failure I had misheard and just thought I called her a spastic)
3. "Do you like owls?"
Used: Hard to say. I ask EVERYONE.
Success: I have taken EVERY honey home who shares my hatred of them.
1= "What's your name, Sheila?" (in Australian accent)
Used: once (on a kiwi, oops lol)
Success: 100%
1= "Can I have your MSN addy for some cyber, or shall I just take you home for the REAL thing? Ell oh Ell!!!!"
Used 5
Success: 5 (understandable - GREAT line; VERY original)
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7 comments:
Obviously the girls in your area don't get out much.
They DO. Otherwise I would NOT meet them. Silly.
Fair point.
Guess they just don't have much else in the way of entertainment then.
Those lines certainly wouldn't work on me.
Misty: It's Plymouth. Every night is fight night, and the girls usually win.
Julian - have you considered obtaining professional help?
Help from a pro I would NOT refuse!!!!!!!! rofl
H.A.N.D.J.O.B.!!!!!!!!!
DEFO joke of the day (on THIS blog)
I do like owls, Big Boy.
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